sorry

bokSorry I haven’t written as things have went to hell and a handbasket. First I had to go to the post office to pay 21 cents for a birthday card because there wasn’t enough postage. The toilette broke, the fridge went out again, Squirrels ate my squash, a t.v. broke, Tonya loaded my computer with viruses and Trojans, Shari ate all the spaghetti sauce so we had nothing to eat, the washer broke and a host of other things.

So in reality, I haven’t been in the mood or had time to write. I am working on a write up semi sorta, though. Please be patient.

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Did you ever notice

So I am catching up on a couple of old Ghost Adventures and noticed something amusing that EVERYONE DOES.
Good old Zack heard a noise and said, “Shhhh, Did you hear that?
Friend: Heard what?
Zack: Shhh listen!
Friend Listen for what?
Zack: A thumping, shhhhh!
Friend: A thumping? Where?
Zack: Over there, by the door, SHHHHHH!
Friend: I still don’t hear anything…………………..

Mrs. Crypt and I have done it walking in the woods.
CW: Shhhh, I heard a noise.
Mrs. CW: WHAT?
CW: SHHHHHHH!
Mrs. CW: Why? What’s going on?
CW: SHHHHHHH!
Mrs. CW: What did you hear?
CW: Will you just SHUT THE F*&% UP FOR 5 G*&DA*&#$ Seconds?
Mrs. CW: Why?
How many investigators have been through this Laurel and Hardy routine? Everything is completely quite until you hear “SHHHHH”, then no one shuts up?

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Dear Diary – Gone to hell on $5 a day

6-28-09 009We finally made it to Oklahoma again this year.  Sissy is still having a nervous breakdown. She is laying in a fetal position mumbling about something all night.
Mommy keeps saying we need to learn what hell is like so we have to go.
As we left our house mommy ran naked down the street going “WOO HOO! PARTY AT MY HOUSE! PARTY AT MY HOUSE”. I think she was being nice and really is going to miss us.
Daddy keeps flipping the AC on and off going “Heaven, Hell, Heaven, Hell. I am god, you bastards better behave”.
6-28-09 019I asked daddy what these were. All he would say is, “You’ll find out in about 6 more years and will have all you can handle”. All I know is its soft outside, hard inside and the exhaust pipe is behind it and stinks.
I think its a joke as Shari is laughing her fool head off but I still don’t get it. Why?
Well, I have to go. I have to finish cleaning out the fridge for a cool place to sleep. Daddy says he is going to tell everyone about the trip later, I’m going to watch him cause I think he makes stuff up.

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Greyhound – The Voyage Home

Picture 009This is Tonya after finding out I actually showed up.

Seems to be a question on how little Shari would hold up while I am gone.  So far she is fine. She has watered the plants, picked thematers and her and the dogs are sitting in front of the AC watching lifetime.

St Louis to Columbus went fine. There were 8 Mexicans behind me passing Tequila around. I am not sure how but they passed me the bottle! What you would do is take a few pulls,set it on a towel and slide it under the seat to the next person. If it had to be passed across the isle, the guy in front would stand up and play in the over head compartments and block the drivers view, WWe knocked off at least two bottles before columbus. In Columbus I had a 6 hour screw over,Luckily I was left with a half bottle of  Tequilla.
I asked Greyhound if they could watch my bag so I could explore the city, They wanted a $2.00 service fee! After a brief argument I took my bag down the street. Picture 004I found a nice place to hang out called “The Crazy Horse”. It was an old style brick bar. As I ordered my drinkI found out it was “Free”. I asked the Bartender why and found out two little old black ladies had follwed me. I am thinking “I am being stalked by two 80 year olds”. Come to find out it was there first time on a bus and in Kentucky they were harrasssed. They said I looked like a nice easy going guy and I didn’t take anyones crap.
Since they bought my beers I decided it was best to hang out with them. This also proved beneficial. As I got back on the bus, the driver accused me of drinking! I told him I was diabetic and had just took insulin. The two ladies “Vouched” for me. We got on the bus in the back, knocked off my bottle, and went to sleep until Cleveland.
In Cleveland, for the third time, The bus driver COULDN’T FIND THE FREAKING BUS STOP. He couldn’t understand me as apparently Tequilla makes you speak Spanish, but there was a Cleveland Cabbie on line.
I eventually got into NY and had a nice steak dinner with Birthday cake waiting for me. I got to enjoy it twice as the Tequilla refused to go out my backend and took the route it came in on.


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The Choctaw Kid

6-2209 001Loren is in the hospital and is very sick, please let’s give her our best wishes!
I forget this little guys name so I will call him “The Choctaw Kid”. Now thats a nice nickname so you better not come up with a mean one for me!
I guess you can say this is Carmen and Shreks Grandson. I heard him on the phone today and he is quite the talker. He misses his mommy but is quite content hanging out with Carmen BECAUSE SHE SPOILS THE CRAP OUT OF HIM (didn’t think I knew, did you)?
So today, I shall post the

Choctaw Creation myth.

The Choctaw who remain in Mississippi tell this story as an explanation of how they came to the land where they live now and of how Naniah Waiya Mound came to be. 

Two brothers, Chata and Chicksah led the original people from a land in the far west that had ceased to prosper. The people traveled for a long time, guided by a magical pole. Each night, when the people stopped to camp, the pole was placed in the ground and in the morning the people would travel in the direction in which the pole leaned. 

After traveling for an extremely long time, they finally came to a place where the pole remained upright. In this place, they laid to rest the bones of their ancestors, which they had carried in buffalo sacks from the original land in the west. 

The mound grew out of that great burial. 

After the burial, the brothers discovered that the land could not support all the people. Chicksah took half the people and departed to the North and eventually became the Chickasaw tribe. 

Chatah and the others remained near the mound and are now known as the Choctaw.

(Tomorrow, Tuesday, Look for the Dear Diary) 

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A week life

6-20-09 020What can I say? Went for some tests and almost flatlined. Woke up to hear, “You gave him what”?.  Sure, the Dr. wasn’t refering to me, but I didn’t know that. How did my tests come out? Heart and lung are fine. No masses, working fine. WTH?

Fridge went out and phone went out. I informed Carmen I needed cash for a new phone or she would have to deal with Shari while I was in NY. Carmen left skid marks from South Tulsa to North Tulsa. Now I can find her work, follow the black lines.

Had a talk with my kids about the B.A.C.A event there going to. I explained, “Say what you want, when you want, but your beating will be 5 times worse than what they give me”.

We ate some potatoes, Green peppers, tomatoes a few radishes and a couple other delicacies from our garden. I learned this mornign that Shari has been watering the plants as this makes her the first person to find ripened tomatoes. She has been banned from watering.

Maybe I will post something good before I leave, I don’t know.

Btw. I have opened a “Support site” Check it out here

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This just in

IMG_5520Caden Joel Pruett

8 lbs 2oz 

and 21 inches long. 

He has light brown hair and his eyes are already dark brown which is very unusual for a newborn.

Jerry doesn’t think it’s his because this child has hair.

Mrs. Crypt.

Talked to the Therapist today. It was a rant day because she said “Do you want to get anything off your chest”? Let me tell you something, She will not ever ask that again. She then went on about, “Poor, Sweet, Shari”. Guess what my therapist didn’t know?

I told her to google Shari’s name. She asked for a city, I said again, “No no no, just her name”. I watched as my therapists jaw bounced off her desk. She’ll never use “Sweet” and “Shari” again in the same sentance.

Tomorrow is my MAJOR Dr’s appointment. No news until afterwords.

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