Kgws World

Sorry I haven’t written as things have went to hell and a handbasket. First I had to go to the post office to pay 21 cents for a birthday card because there wasn’t enough postage. The toilette broke, the fridge went out again, Squirrels ate my squash, a t.v. broke, Tonya loaded my computer with viruses and Trojans, Shari ate all the spaghetti sauce so we had nothing to eat, the washer broke and a host of other things.

So in reality, I haven’t been in the mood or had time to write. I am working on a write up semi sorta, though. Please be patient.

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So I am catching up on a couple of old Ghost Adventures and noticed something amusing that EVERYONE DOES.
Good old Zack heard a noise and said, “Shhhh, Did you hear that?
Friend: Heard what?
Zack: Shhh listen!
Friend Listen for what?
Zack: A thumping, shhhhh!
Friend: A thumping? Where?
Zack: Over there, by the door, SHHHHHH!
Friend: I still don’t hear anything…………………..

Mrs. Crypt and I have done it walking in the woods.
CW: Shhhh, I heard a noise.
Mrs. CW: WHAT?
CW: SHHHHHHH!
Mrs. CW: Why? What’s going on?
CW: SHHHHHHH!
Mrs. CW: What did you hear?
CW: Will you just SHUT THE F*&% UP FOR 5 G*&DA*&#$ Seconds?
Mrs. CW: Why?
How many investigators have been through this Laurel and Hardy routine? Everything is completely quite until you hear “SHHHHH”, then no one shuts up?

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This is Tonya after finding out I actually showed up.

Seems to be a question on how little Shari would hold up while I am gone.  So far she is fine. She has watered the plants, picked thematers and her and the dogs are sitting in front of the AC watching lifetime.

St Louis to Columbus went fine. There were 8 Mexicans behind me passing Tequila around. I am not sure how but they passed me the bottle! What you would do is take a few pulls,set it on a towel and slide it under the seat to the next person. If it had to be passed across the isle, the guy in front would stand up and play in the over head compartments and block the drivers view, WWe knocked off at least two bottles before columbus. In Columbus I had a 6 hour screw over,Luckily I was left with a half bottle of  Tequilla.
I asked Greyhound if they could watch my bag so I could explore the city, They wanted a $2.00 service fee! After a brief argument I took my bag down the street. I found a nice place to hang out called “The Crazy Horse”. It was an old style brick bar. As I ordered my drinkI found out it was “Free”. I asked the Bartender why and found out two little old black ladies had follwed me. I am thinking “I am being stalked by two 80 year olds”. Come to find out it was there first time on a bus and in Kentucky they were harrasssed. They said I looked like a nice easy going guy and I didn’t take anyones crap.
Since they bought my beers I decided it was best to hang out with them. This also proved beneficial. As I got back on the bus, the driver accused me of drinking! I told him I was diabetic and had just took insulin. The two ladies “Vouched” for me. We got on the bus in the back, knocked off my bottle, and went to sleep until Cleveland.
In Cleveland, for the third time, The bus driver COULDN’T FIND THE FREAKING BUS STOP. He couldn’t understand me as apparently Tequilla makes you speak Spanish, but there was a Cleveland Cabbie on line.
I eventually got into NY and had a nice steak dinner with Birthday cake waiting for me. I got to enjoy it twice as the Tequilla refused to go out my backend and took the route it came in on.

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What can I say? Went for some tests and almost flatlined. Woke up to hear, “You gave him what”?.  Sure, the Dr. wasn’t refering to me, but I didn’t know that. How did my tests come out? Heart and lung are fine. No masses, working fine. WTH?

Fridge went out and phone went out. I informed Carmen I needed cash for a new phone or she would have to deal with Shari while I was in NY. Carmen left skid marks from South Tulsa to North Tulsa. Now I can find her work, follow the black lines.

Had a talk with my kids about the B.A.C.A event there going to. I explained, “Say what you want, when you want, but your beating will be 5 times worse than what they give me”.

We ate some potatoes, Green peppers, tomatoes a few radishes and a couple other delicacies from our garden. I learned this mornign that Shari has been watering the plants as this makes her the first person to find ripened tomatoes. She has been banned from watering.

Maybe I will post something good before I leave, I don’t know.

Btw. I have opened a “Support site” Check it out here. 

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Caden Joel Pruett

8 lbs 2oz 

and 21 inches long. 

He has light brown hair and his eyes are already dark brown which is very unusual for a newborn.

Jerry doesn’t think it’s his because this child has hair.

Mrs. Crypt.

Talked to the Therapist today. It was a rant day because she said “Do you want to get anything off your chest”? Let me tell you something, She will not ever ask that again. She then went on about, “Poor, Sweet, Shari”. Guess what my therapist didn’t know?

I told her to google Shari’s name. She asked for a city, I said again, “No no no, just her name”. I watched as my therapists jaw bounced off her desk. She’ll never use “Sweet” and “Shari” again in the same sentance.

Tomorrow is my MAJOR Dr’s appointment. No news until afterwords.

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